PNUT got lost in Sherwood. So he put on the hood.
$PNUT · reborn on Robinhood Chain
The creed of the forest
We hoard. We honor. We don't sell the squirrel out. Welcome to the Nuthouse — the cult with the best mascot in the forest.
Chapter and verse
Everything below actually happened. The hood is the only part we added.
A baby squirrel picked up off a New York sidewalk by Mark Longo. He grew up on Freedom Farm, ate waffles with a knife and fork, and became one of the most beloved animals on the internet. Hundreds of thousands of people watched him every day. He wasn't a mascot. He was somebody's kid.
The state showed up with a warrant. The DEC, the governor, the whole posse — call them what you want, history already did: the Sheriff of Nottingham, same playbook, different century. They took Peanut. They took Fred the raccoon. Days later they were both dead — killed for a rabies test that came back negative. The internet detonated. Elon posted. Politicians postured. And a token called $PNUT went from nothing to over a billion dollars in days on pure, righteous rage.
The chart cooled. The headlines moved on. But the spirit never settled — it drifted out past Solana, past the noise, past the whole old world, looking for a chain that hadn't been captured yet. In July 2026 a new forest grew: Robinhood Chain, ID 4663. He got lost in the trees there. Nobody looks for a dead squirrel.
Deep in Sherwood he found the Merry Men waiting. They handed him a green hood, a satchel and a bow made of sticks. He put the hood on. Something in the forest changed. The squirrel the government put down came back as an outlaw — and outlaws don't answer warrants. The Sheriff came looking for a dead squirrel. He found an outlaw with a bow.
Steal from the rich. Feed the nuts. Every whale that dumps on the forest funds the floor. Every Sheriff that tries to collect gets an arrow and a screenshot. Every holder is a member of the band. The band is led in the open — every allocation is disclosed and spent for the forest, never against it. Justice for Peanut. Hood for the people.
ALIVE — THEY ALREADY TRIED DEAD
REWARD: ALL THE NUTS
The loot
Four steps, no excuses
Send ETH across to Robinhood Chain. That's the whole entry fee — gas, conviction, and a river the Sheriff can't follow you past.
Chain ID 4663. Add it to your wallet once and you never think about it again.
Paste the official contract into the DEX. Slippage low, hands lower.
Hold, post, raid. The forest counts heads, not wallets.
Only ever trust the contract address published here and on our official X. The Sheriff of Nottingham deploys fakes — if it's not on our official X, it's a trap.
The vault under the oak
Lock your nuts in the hollow tree. The Sheriff can't seize what the forest is holding — and the band earns while it waits.
Every trade in the forest pays a toll. Stake your $PNUT and that toll flows back to you — a share of every trading fee, dripped to the hollow tree for as long as your nuts stay locked. Hodl your nuts, harvest the fees.
Total staked
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$PNUT locked in the hollow
Of total supply
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Live from the chain, refreshed every 30 seconds.
Take what you need
Grab the hood. Wear it on your timeline. That's the whole marketing budget. Hoard your nuts — the cult remembers who showed up early.
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Nobody rides alone
Nobody rides alone. We hoard together. Welcome to the Nuthouse — the cult with the best mascot in the forest.
Take these. Post these. That's the whole marketing budget.
The trail ahead
Launch. Liquidity in, locked. Site live. First hundred outlaws find the clearing.
1k → 5k → 10k holders. Daily raids. CoinGecko and CMC listings. The forest gets loud.
Crossovers with the other RH Chain natives, the outlaw NFT series, and a 'PNUT in the Hood' track you can actually rave to. The nuts you've been hoarding finally find out what they're for.
CEX listings, mainstream moments, a real donation to an animal sanctuary in Peanut's name — and the Sheriff gets the bill.
A permanent fixture of the forest. The Sheriff tried to erase him. The forest carved him into the bark. Long after the charts, the story stays.
